July 26, 2008

children:me::thumbtack:my ass

Dear children upstairs:  I’m sorry your parents are in the unfortunate situation of only being able to afford a two bedroom apartment to fit all four of you and themselves – it really is no concern of mine; but, if you don’t stop stomping, screaming, chasing, jumping or any other sort of athletic or vocally straining activity I will jump though the ceiling and put my foot in your mouth.  Thank you.

Dear parents of children upstairs:  Control your children.  They are deafening.  We need to sleep.  Respectfully yours, those below you.

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