July 26, 2008

Star Bar! *wink and sparkling white smile*

In the future I will be nominated by my peers to be the leader of a fierce, intergalactic space agency who's sole mission is to feed the hungry of the universe by condensing the Milky Way Galaxy into a quick and tasty snack called "Star Bar," which has a creamy, slightly nutty taste all wrapped inside a neon green wrapper with large pink letters.

I wish I could report more on this excited adventure in future food packaging, but alas a small group of black children started blasting loud hiphop from their parent's tricked-out Escalade parked outside my bedroom window.  Needless to say I woke abruptly. 

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