July 28, 2008

Dear squirrels and other small mammals, reptiles, amphibians and birds:

Please stop, look and listen before crossing any paved or unpaved highway, road, street or path; and, while stationary, make sure to gauge your 10-26 (that is, Estimated Time of Arrival, or ETA) to the opposite side of the street, thus, making sure you have enough time to cross before a large purple and gold bus intersects your then current position.

Please do not take these precautions lightly.  I am saddened and drained by the sight of your brains and lower bowels skewed across the blacktop.

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