November 10, 2008

Dear male roommate:

There's this thing, you see, called cleaning.  You do it after you make a horrible mess of the kitchen while cooking a pizza, or dumping a bag of trail mix into a plastic container.  
Then, there's this thing called a dishwasher.  You put your dirty dishes in it so that they may become clean.  You saw me put mine in there last night, and I left it open for you to put yours in, because you were standing in front of it.  Why the FUCK would you close it and put your FUCKING bowl in the FUCKING sink???

[Note to self: I sound like my mother...]

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