It really, really, really bothers me when I, and I imagine everyone else in the world, can hear you breathing on the recording of Beethoven's Sonata No. 14 in C Sharp (a.k.a. Moonlight Sonata). I don't know your name, because you aren't listed in the description Pandora gives me whenever you song pops up. Which, unfortunately, is quite often. And on that note...
Dear Pandora, I'm sure there are other perfectly good classical pianists with perfectly good classical albums featuring perfectly well played recordings of Beethoven's Sonata No. 14 in C Sharp (a.k.a. Moonlight Sonata). I, for instance, can play this piece very nicely without sounding like Darth Vader. This is one of my favorite musical entities of all time, and you're fucking it up.
Both of you: stop fucking it up.
Thank you for your time,
If you can't imagine what I'm going through, play the video below.
This guy rules:
Now play this one at the same time:
*This is me, holding my ears, because they're bleeding.