I hula hooped in February:
Then I visited my high school and played on the swings:
I was bored for a few months...
I moved to Raleigh and met Pandora Boxx:
We saw Lady Gaga in concert:
We visited New York City, where I now plan to live:
I met LadyFag with my fried Ivan while I was there:
And then I lost my phone:
Who knew there were raves in Raleigh?
I got a job at Whole Foods! We had a Halloween party, where I ninja chopped a drag queen from the cheese department:
And made one of the chefs my slave:
I cut my hair and turned it white:
I missed Thanksgiving, so Thanksgiving came to me:
Whole Foods also had an awesome Christmas party, where lots of kissing happened:
I surprised my best friend on Christmas Eve:
We made a gingerbread house and watched Queer as Folk all night: