September 24, 2011

Shoe Porn, Skyscraper Edition...

Look at these shoes.

LOOK AT THESE FUCKING SHOES (and their complimentary buildings).

Finsk 116-97 in cinza
Contemporary Jewish Museum, San Francisco

Finsk 116-79 in black
Spinningfields, Manchester

Finsk 116-105 in berry
360 W. 11th St New York, NY

These are literally shoes I could live in.  Blow them up to the size of a building and I'll surely call them home.  Walk in them?  That's a different story altogether.  But I won't have to worry about that because they each cost ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.  See?  One, two, three.  Oh, and they only come in sizes 6 and 7.  Bitches.  

It is pretty amazing, I will say, that these are not just more "concept" shoes that will never make it to production.  Like most futuristic concept cars, many shoes like these never make it off the drawing pad.  But you can buy these.  Just sell your first born and you'll get them in the mail in 7-10 business days.  Throw in a foot for overnight delivery.  Oh wait.  That would be counter productive.  Give them one of your kidneys instead.  It's totally worth it.

xoxo

6 comments:

  1. Who the fuck wears a size 6?

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  2. My best friend does. She can go into a store and try on all the samples. It makes me sick.

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  3. I wear a six. But the problem with wearing a six is that your feet are too tiny to be able to balance on them...I trip all the time in FLATS, not to mention shoes like those. I would kill myself in about 3 minutes in any one of those death-contraptions.

    Plus, if you wear the bigger sizes like my sister (she wears a 10), you get luckier on sale shoes...those are the last sizes to go and are usually what's left for the clearance rack. She frequently finds 80 dollar shoes for 10 bucks.

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  4. Actually any sizes from 8-11 are much bigger sellers than anything smaller. Or at least that's what my friend in the shoe section at Bloomingdales says. Hmm... perhaps this means that rich people generally have larger feet... and perhaps this means that I'm destined to have lots of dough... I like where this thought process has taken me!

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  5. Man oh man. How I want those shoes. All of them. How have I never seen this blog before? I may be in love.

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  6. Ditto! I can't believe we haven't crossed paths yet!

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